Total Medals Earned: 835 (From 143 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,215 Points
Medals Earned: 8/14 (60/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 4/17 (55/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 8/13 (245/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 2/27 (15/490 points)
Activate Autoplay for the first time
Play the tutorial
View the credits
Finish the third song
Finish the second song
Hit 150 bad notes
Finish the first song
Finish the fourth song
Finish the fifth song
Hit 400 perfect notes
Unlock 17 stars
Get 5 stars on the first song
Play 9 songs
Activate Autoplay 24 times
Unlock 10 stars
Hit 900 perfect notes
hit 1600 perfect notes
Be ranked in the top 75% overall score
Unlock 24 stars
Hit 90% or more perfect notes in a song
Be ranked in the top 50% overall score
Play 16 songs
Finish a song without missing a note
Finish all songs
Unlock all stars
Be ranked in the top 89% overall score
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
